He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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