You work out of a Hotel?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
