Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we made out on top of his cat.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Drake has all the answers
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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