Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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