Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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