that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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