I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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