Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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