we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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