I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
