Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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