According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
as a side note pls kill me
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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