Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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