So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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