I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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