I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
organizing the empties. That sober.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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