Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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