So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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