this will be a night to untag.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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