Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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