Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize
