I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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