Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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