i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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