I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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