Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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