It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize