Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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