if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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