I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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