That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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