Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize