life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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