Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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