so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
home. puking in laundry basket.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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