More tranny stories later!
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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