i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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