i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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