check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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