Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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