Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wish i was in the wii world.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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