Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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