She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Panties = found
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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