we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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