we made out on top of his cat.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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