So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
