Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You're like the curious george of whores
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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