but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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