no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm just crazy horny about you
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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