thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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