Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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