apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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